Chicken milk is the latest craze sweeping the globe.
Due to an ever-increasing global thirst for milk, egg-heads have been working around the clock to find alternative sources of the white stuff.
And after thousands of experiments there was one clear winner: Chicken milk.
Chicken breast is best apparently...
OK, we’re joking – you probably guessed that already. But some things in farming aren’t funny. Like our broken food system. Those in control of our food have been playing around for too long now, acting like there are no consequences to factory farming.
As a supporter of Compassion, you know that there ARE consequences – serious ones. You know that factory farming is hurting animals, trashing our planet and ruining people’s lives.
But not everyone does. This April Fool’s Day is the perfect time to let your friends and family know about Raw. Fool your friends and see if they believe in chicken milk.
As a thank you, we’ll send you our top five most cringe-worthy food and farming jokes.
Thank you and happy April Fool’s Day. And don’t forget to prank your friends.
PS On a slightly different subject, we did it! The UK government is sticking to its commitment to spend 0.7% of GNI on international aid. This will help support small-scale farmers in developing countries. Thousands of you worked with us and the IF campaign to convince the government to stick to its commitment. Congratulations!